"No gain is as certain as that which proceeds
Date: Mon, 11 Sep 2000 19:41:03 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: the day gas prices reached infinity
germinal motors had just introduced the Massif all-terroreign
vehicle, named after the wildlife area that was to be slashed and burned
to provide the raw materials needed to outfit the army of suburban
hairspray commandos who were at that very moment preparing thousands of
miles of stud-damaged roadways that would have to be torn out and repaved
every two or three years with fresh supplies of petroleum from whatever
area could be cleared for oil exploration. by the way, by this time the
price of gas had entered a relationship with the gross national product
that involved complex functions of calculus to express. mathematicians
finally achieved full vocational employment, and thousands were forced in
data camps around the world to learn the basic process of calculations
required to keep the exchange markets "functioning."
the populations had already realized the precariousness of their situation
as they watched the adrenalscript[tm] flowcharts streaming continuously
from
the UStyle section of their portal windows. things looked grim ...
will our intrepid troopers find a sustainable lifestyle?!
[to be continued]
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