Date: Sat, 06 Aug 1994 22:06:09 EDT
CHOKE, INC. 1376 W. GRAND AVE. CHICAGO, IL. 60622 choke@spagmumps.com So we're playing this illegal 7 band warehouse party in huntington, WV and this drunk moron decides to climb a telephone pole to get onto the roof so he can then walk on a skylight and fall through, plumeting 25ft. to the cement floor beneath. A few other drunk morons decide that that really sucked, but what would be even worse would to have the cops show up because, of course, this party isn't very legal. So a few of them pick him up and carry him outside. Meanwhile, his head is cracked open and so much blood is pouring out that it is congealing in clumps next to his head. The paramedics and cops arrive. They say, in between his convulsions, that they don't think he's gonna be O.K. We pack up our things and hightail it out before they close off the warehouse for evidence and our things are still in there. Assuming he's dead, we all go party. About 4 in the morning some kid comes into the residence of said merrymakers and tells us that the dude is alright and will be released in two days, much to our astonishment. Lesson to be learned - if you want to do incredibly stupid things, drink lots. Your body won't even notice. oh yeah - his name was steve miller but (get ready for bad joke) I guess he can't fly like an eagle. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- LIMITED RELEASE Looks as though we are gonna release a limited issue vinyl version of the next recording. If you can find it, it will have all different art from the cd, most of which will be from our pal Derek Hess, who has done most of our t-shirts and 7" covers. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- HAIRY PATT BAND September will mark the release of a single by the Hairy Patt Band. A full length will follow shortly after that. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- JAKS October (?) will mark the release of JAKS first release on Choke, Inc. They just finished recording with a certain skinny, vocal kind of guy in chicago in apparently record time. I have not heard it yet, but am anxious. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- CHOKE, INC. FEST 1994 Craw, Milkmine and Morsel will be playing the 1994 Choke, Inc. fest in Detroit, MI. on Sat August 20th. Maybe Hairy Patt and JAKS will play, but I'm not sure. I hope so. One big happy family. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- SKIN GRAFT IRRITATIONAL A great showcase from a great label featuring the bands dazzling killmen, shorty, mount shasta, the denison/kimball trio and another whose name I forgot. check it out - 6 shows only. REVIEW In between our tour we had 2 days back home and got to check out the irritational. Shorty broke up the day of the tour so it was just the above 3 bands plus brise glace. Denison/kimball trio was very lounge music-ish, very cool in its own for what it is. I would listen to that when I was in the same kind of early Tom Waits music mood. Brise glace was a project with darin from the killmen and jim o'rourke. they played one rif for 45 minutes and drove everyone insane. i loved it. mount shasta was pretty driving rock. fast, heavy, pretty bass player. fine show. the dazzling killmen, as always, were dazzling. listening and watching them live really puts me in my place. if i were to leave craw for any reason, i would want to join the killmen. excellent live show, tight, awesome. we all are toying with the idea of all 9 members of both bands writing and recording a few songs and releasing a 10-inch record. the dazzling crawmen. we'll see later this year if we actually do it. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- The more we get out on the road, the more I find people who are really getting into this whole 'math rock' genre of indie bands, like us and the dazzling killmen and rodan. At least thats what its being called - at least one person in virtually every city comes up to one of us praising math rock (or slide rule rock as Tommy Tar likes to poke at). although the best moniker i've heard recently was from one of mcclelland's relative's who called us cranial precision rock, or CPR :) I liked that one. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Port Chester, NY sucks some big dick. We played there to 4 people (no big deal) and while we were playing some fuck slashed two of our tires. Minor setback but a big finish to a shitty day. Almost as bad as playing in NYC. Philadelphia, however was fun since it was a last minute show to make sure we didn't have a day off, but consequently there was nobody there cause there was no promotion. So we blew off the show and went down the street where Milkmine was playing and hung out with them. Morgantown was a great show - played with clutch for about 250 people. Cincinatti was cool - played with Milkmine - we were first on a three band bill so not alot of people were there yet (lush was playing across the street) but milkmine completely rocked in their hometown. Then the next night was our hometown show with the jesus lizard and the entire evening ruled. our friends the duvalby bros. opened the show. it was their first 'big' show and crowd, and said they were nervous, but I couldn't really tell. their music is fairly straight forward but real appealing. i like these guys alot and for a young band will probably be extremely impressive over the next few years providing someone picks them up. then we played and i had a great time. the jesus lizard hadn't played a show in a while and this was the only show they were doing out of chicago before they tour at the end of august. per usual, they smoked playing mostly old stuff (which suits me fine after hearing the new recording. kind of ordinary compared to jesus lizard standards) - I wallowed in the pit for short periods at a time coming to the dreadful conclusion that I am indeed to old to slam. alas ... then drove 9hrs. to richmond for a one shot show with clutch again. great turnout, but clearly a clutch crowd, not interested in thinking about their music, only rockin' out to grooves, dude. clearly not a craw math rock crowd. many found us entertaining, but most either went outside, or stuck it out thinking we were really weird. average age : 17. all then went home and stared at MTV the rest of the night. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Once again major label discussions have become prevalent in my day to day conversations, mainly with my bandmates. make no mistake, 4 of us are vehemently against any and all associations with majors. the 5th could go either way. regardless, I want to say that the majority of money that we ever see (and believe me, I still can't pay my rent and phone bill) comes from people like you who are interested in indie music enough to go out and try something new, or receive some small little newsletter like this. Being on the road costs money, but thats also where we make most of our money. It totally sucks to think that crummy bands who can't even play their own music live are living fairly comfortably cause they signed to a major. What sucks even more to me, however, is when great indie bands fall to the major league scum. rumor is Rodan may be talking. Best case scenario for me would be an immense backlash against majors, the beginnings of which we are seeing more and more of now (see MRR and BAFFLER articles), leaving small indie labels like choke, inc., skingraft and others a fair shot at having relative commercial success - relative meaning being able to pay rent, food, etc. This is all possible, but very difficult to achieve. basically, the final line is thanks for supporting us and others like us. that kind of unity could eventually mean the difference between a band like us, or any other indie band, breaking up because the overhead is too high vs. sticking it out and giving shitty bands like dig and cracker reasons to break up. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- george from athens sends us this - SWEET ROOSTER, CHOKEBORE, HAMMERHEAD The Atomic Music Hall - Athens, GA Thursday July 28th I'll begin with a conclusion that this was the best show I've seen since Milkmine and Mule earlier this year. Don't let this be diminished by the fact that I haven't had time to see another show in between times. I would have made time if any band with potential had played locally, but the music scene in Athens has been rather dry of late. However when it rains, it pours. Rodan played down the street the same night, and I had to miss 'em. Now, about Sweet Rooster. I hope they never make it, because they'd give Athens-grown music a bad name. Chokebore was perfect. I couldn't get enough. They played some of their well known favorites like "Soundcheck" and "I Like You 'Cause You Dance Sort Of". Unfortunately their 45 minute set was over all too quickly. I don't really have words to describe their kick, the slight weirdness of their music or the energy of their show that made them the best band of the night. Hammerhead, whoa! The Rollins look-alike on drums was the most amazing skin-beater I have ever seen. I stood enthralled watching him for several minutes before the magnitude of the rest of the music struck me. Overlaying the percussion was was a continuous heavy bass riff, violent guitar chords and occasional vocal assault. The sheer god-power of Hammerhead's music cannot be overemphasized. Wave after wave of music crashed against me, eventually pushing me back from the stage and into the protection/comfort of the crowd. But their dominating music sought me out there, hammered at my head, whipped me into a weak and quivering state, crushed my spirit and trampled my soul into the beer-and-ash-encrusted concrete floor. I crawled up onto a bar stool and lay there sprawled, head bowed in submission, unable to lift my eyes to meet theirs, unable to resist as their music repeatedly pounded into my being, until eventually, with their play-list spent, they left me for dead. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 1994 WRUW'S STUDIO-A-RAMA Saturday August 27th will be WRUW's annual Studio-a-Rama in cleveland. This is a free outdoor concert, just don't bring bottles, etc. Bands being featured this year are : 2pm Red Giant (Cleveland) 3pm Coltrane Wreck (Cleveland) 4pm The Vivians (Cleveland) 5pm Boulder (Aurora, OH) 6pm Milkmine (Cincinatti, OH) 7pm Morsel (Ann Arbor, MI) 8pm NRG Ensemble (Chicago, IL) 9pm MULE (Detroit, MI) Don't be fooled - headliners don't really get on before 10:30. As you can see two of our ranks are playing back to back. If anyone from out of town wants to come and needs directions, send me some mail. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- AND FINALLY .... A certain shellac member was nice enough to send me this. I in turn am posting it for all who recieve this. I'm so nice. This is a gig announcement. Shellac, MX-80 (yes, the original MX-80), Tar and Six Finger Satellite are playing Sunday, September 4 at the beautiful Logan Square Auditorium in Chicago. The show is being independantly promoted (by the bands), and should be more fun to go to than not to go to. All ages welcome. Tickets are $10, and we strongly recommend buying them in advance, although unsold tickets will be available at the door, if there are any. Tickets may be got from quite a few record stores in the beer and cheese belt (Illinois, Indiana and Wisconsin), or by mail from Shellac, Post Office Box 442, Evanston, Illinois, 60204. Enclose $10 per ticket plus $.50 for first class postage -- Money orders please. Mail orders received after August 27 will be held for pickup at the door. We found MX-80 by looking them up in the phone book. There it was, "Rich Stim." MX-80 have been together for nearly 20 years, were originally from Bloomington, Indiana, and have never before played in Chicago. They are unlikely to again, anytime soon. Shellac are not going to play in Chicago again in 1994. Tar and Six Finger Satellite are both so good live that coming late is out of the question. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Again, feel free to send the choke inc guys demo tapes, etc. and please feel free to send me articles for this - reviews, fiction, whatever - i don't give a shit. I'd like to try and make this a little more interesting. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Back Issues at FTP 141.214.4.135 under the directory /docs/choke. WWW stuff located at http://zapruder.pds.med.umich.edu/uwi.html under the 'UWI Shopping Maul' section ... Thanks Jon.