This goofy-gooey grab-bag o' tricks is a pot-pourri of gags and funnies that is the bastard love-child of UnderWorld Industries (father-figure) and "jon" (mother-figure).
Oh, and we ain't liable for split sides, busted guts, suicides, lawsuits,
self-mutilations, or orgasms. Well, actually, we would like to take credit
for the last one. And maybe suicide. After all, life is all sex and
death. They're the same thing anyway, no? Christ! My fingers!